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MAGICIAN WAYNE ALAN WITHDRAWS FROM HIS FUN RUN FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

One month before the election independent presidential candidate magician Wayne Alan is officially (although doesn't think the officials really care) withdrawing from the presidential election. His fun run for the White House will end today. He said, “As the first magician to run for president I hope I have added some fun and humor to the campaign. My Presto Party's campaign has had a solid platform even though it did have a trap door. I felt a president with a magic wand to wave and solve problems would be good for the nation."

After Biden's poor performance at the debate, the attempted assassination on Trump, Harris being anointed the new candidate and the second attempt on Trump's life, he decided the election has become too serious to kid about. It's also not funny the condition the world and our nation are in.

He added, "Even though I am a vegetarian the steaks are too high to waste your vote in this election on my comical campaign. Also, please don't write me in as your presidential choice.

Unlike Taylor Swift I want to encourage my legion of followers (well my buddies at the local American Legion) to do their own research and vote for who they think will be best for our country.

Finally, I reveal a secret and break the magician's code. After we choose a new president as a magician I hope, they'll run U.S. magically period."

ONE YEAR BEFORE ELECTION MAGICIAN WAYNE ALAN

ANNOUNCES HIS RUN FOR THE PRESIDENCY

Magician/Illusionist Wayne Alan formally, but not wearing a tuxedo, declared his candidacy for President of the United States as an independent candidate for the PRESTO Party on November 4, 2023. His platform is solid, but full disclosure, it does have a trapdoor. Mr. Alan hopes to bring a little humor, fun and magic to the 2024 campaign. His slogan is, “America Could Use Some Magic!”

For years people have joked that politicians and magicians are both alike, except magicians tell you up front they're going to fool you. Mr. Alan fools people only to entertain them, but now he plans on using his magic to make our country’s problems disappear. He commented, “I do not make light of our nation’s troubles but I am used to making things float in midair. On my first day in office with a snap of my fingers, I will make our national debt disappear.”

When asked about his chances of winning, using a little sleight of tongue he said, “My job is to make the impossible possible. Remember, I’m the only candidate with a magic wand to wave away the problems of our county.”

As a veteran of show business, Mr. Alan reminds us that two past presidents had showbusiness backgrounds, Ronald Reagan and Donald Trump. Numerous comedians have run for president in the past including radio personalities Eddie Cantor and Will Rogers who made slapstick runs in 1920’s. Gracie Allen of the comedy team of Burns and Allen also ran in 1940. Comedian Pat Paulsen had several bids starting in 1968, and of course Stephen Colbert's brief “run” during the 2008 presidential campaign. While Wayne Alan feels that comedy is important (as evidenced by his run for the Presidency) and he uses it in his performances, he feels magic will provide the solution for the country. Wayne Alan is the first magician to ever toss his top hat into the ring for president.

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Wayne Alan answers the most frequently asked questions:

Q. Why are you running for president?

A. For the sake of principle. When I was in elementary school Miss Smith was my principal and I know she would be proud of me running for president now. From my numerous visits to her office she probably expected some day I would have a humorous presidential campaign. Plus I was president of my class in high school.

Q. Aren't your chances of winning very low?

A. Some would say that it's mathematically impossible for me to win, but statistics show that 5 out of 4 people struggle with math.

Q. What platform are you running on?

A. The Presto Party Platform. It is a solid platform, but full disclosure, it does have a trap door.

Q. How do you respond to those that say you are just a publicity hound?

A. First I would say, what do you have against dogs? Second, I'm in show business and promoting myself as a magician with a sense of humor and my theatre, the Historic North Theatre in Danville, Va is good business.

Q. Politics can get ugly. How do you plan on staying above the fray?

A. Number one, so not to get ugly, I exercise regularly and use sun block. Number two, I will use self-levitation to stay above the fray. Number three, I will only discuss the benefits of having a magician as president. I will not say anything bad about my fellow presidential candidates. I follow what my mother taught me, if you can't say something nice about someone then don't say anything at all.

Are there any negatives of magician Wayne Alan running for president?

A. CAUTION-The medicinal effects of a good solid dose of watching Wayne Alan’s magic may include: A new sense of amazement, uncontrollable laughter, impulsive behavior to applaud, positive mood enhancement, sleep walking while awake, and it has even been known to cure balding.

Wayne adds humor to the campaign, but seriously, if he wins:

He will turn the White House into the people's house.

Once a month he will host a dinner and magic show at the White House inviting ordinary Americans from every state of the union. After the show Mr. Alan will have a question-and-answer session. Being a magician, he will answer all questions except how he did the magic. It will be a unique and direct way to discover everyday American's needs. Plus, it truly will make the White House the people's house.

Mr. Alan won't accept big donor money for his humorous presidential campaign.

Both President Biden and President Trump have had record-breaking fundraisers. They certainly have deeper pockets than Wayne Alan but since he's a magician he's got lots more pockets than they do. Full disclosure, some of his pockets are secret. Plus he can pull money out of thin air, an ability that can also be used to help reduce our national debt.

Wayne Alan Bio

Wayne Alan is a World Champion Illusionist and the only American to ever win the prestigious gold medal for grand illusion at FISM which is considered the International Olympics of Magic. The 1982 FISM was held in Lausanne, Switzerland. Mr. Alan has been a professional magician for 51 years.

He has performed on national TV on Entertainment Tonight, MTV, Inside Edition, Good Morning America, ABC, NBC and CBS Network News programs. He's also appeared with Oprah Winfrey, Larry King and Maury Povich. He has acted as a consultant for magicians David Copperfield and Criss Angel. Mr. Alan has performed thirteen times at the White House.

He is the first magician to write a cookbook. The best-selling 2009 book is titled Magical Meatless Meals-Famous Foods from Famous People and Places. He is presently finishing another book, Magicians at the White House-Famous magicians who have performed or lived at the White House.

He may be the only magician in the world to own and operate his own historic theatre. Semiretired he purchased The Historic North Theatre in Danville, VA in 2012. This 500 seat 1947 theatre beautifully restored with 3.5 million dollars is known as "America’s Most Unique Theatre". He performs his magic and illusion show there 13 times a year. Phone 434-793-SHOW (7469).

Media-In The News

River City Area Magazine

Check out the fun article on page 66 online at:

https://ncvamedia.com/3d-flip-book/2024-vol-2-river-city-area-magazine/

Danville Register Bee

River City Area Magazine

Danville magician tosses top hat into ring for presidential run

https://godanriver.com/life-entertainment/local/art-theater/danville-magician-tosses-top-hat-into-ring-for-presidential-run/article_963be95a-9f96-11ee-bf38-abf43c5e1125.html

Chatham

River City Area Magazine

Chatham

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Endorsements from the famous

While campaigning in the swing state of Pennsylvania at the famous Rodin Museum in Philadelphia

Wayne Alan performed at the White House for former First Lady Laura Bush. If she only knew his was running for president she might even support him.

While campaigning in the swing state of Pennsylvania at the famous Rodin Museum in Philadelphia

The thought bubble says, "I've been thinking...how about magician Wayne Alan for president!"

In Philadelphia receiving the endorsement of a true underdog turned icon is a real honor.

Wayne Alan performed at the White House for former First Lady Laura Bush. If she only knew his was running for president she might even support him.

While campaigning in the swing state of Pennsylvania at the famous Rodin Museum in Philadelphia

The thought bubble says, "Vote for the long shot...magician Wayne Alan for president!"

Wayne Alan performed at the White House for former First Lady Laura Bush. If she only knew his was running for president she might even support him.

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PLANNED APPOINTEES

VP appointees

Magician Wayne Alan who is a long shot third party candidate for president has also been deciding who his VP pick will be. The magician with a sense of humor has cut his list down. Those who were under consideration but were dropped include:

Al B. Tross was considered on the VP list but dropped because it was felt he would not help but hold back Wayne Alan.

Professor P. U. Mann was considered. Nothing negative showed up in the vetting process but something didn't smell right so he was dropped.

Izzy Goudinov was also dropped because it was discovered that he was an imposter and not really Goudinov.

Igor Beaver was dropped because he seemed too anxious to get the job.

The last candidate for VP dropped was Doug Graves, his nomination was buried.

Mr. Alan finally decided to have Dr. I. M. Justin Case as his running mate.

Cabinet Positions

Bill Fold-Secretary of Treasury because he will hold on to our money and help us cut spending. Hans Ohff Kash not a distant relative of the late Johnny Cash. Robin Banks was considered but withdrawn because she made some unauthorized withdrawals herself.

Ima Knotguilty-Attorney General. Terry Cloth was considered for Attorney General, but we thought she would be too soft on crime.

Ophelia Payne or Anne L. Gesick-Health and Human Services

Iona Carr, Philip A. Tank or Dusty Rhodes-Department of Transportation

Jed I. Knight or Lonch M. Awl-Secretary of Defense. Neal Down was never under consideration.

Miss D. Boat or Ron A. Ground-Department of Navy

Izzy Smart-Department of Education

Cal Q. Later-Treasury Secretary. 0wen A. Lott was removed from consideration.

DIPLOMATS

Hugo Slavia-Ambassador to the Balkans

Ron DeVous, I. Phil Tauer or Sue Flay-Ambassador to France

Matt Adore-Ambassador to Spain

Ravi Olie or Mac Aroni-Ambassador to Italy

I. Rhoda Kamel-Ambassador to Saudi Arabia

Glen Plaid-Envoy to Scotland

Monty Zuma was running to be Ambassador to Mexico, but he quickly took his name off list.

FEDERAL AGENCIES

I. C. Starrs-NASA

Barb Dwyer-Director of Prison Affairs

Earl E. Bird-Director of FEMA

Cy Borg and Anne Droid-Future of AI and Robotics

Meg A. Byte-Cybersecurity

WHITE HOUSE STAFF

U. R. Wright-President’s Chief of Staff

Phyllis Glass or Bud Wiser-Chief Bartender for social events

Anne Teak-White House Furnishings

Leif Raker-White House Groundskeeper

Titus A. Drum or Pat M. Downe-White House Security. Ima Fraid was removed from consideration.

Preston Ironed-the president's Personal Valet

Matt Finnish-White House Photographer

Carey Oakey-White House Social Secretary

Rick O'Shea-Press Secretary

Paige Turner-Presidential Speech Writer.

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Magician Wayne Alan for President

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Mr. Alan has performed 13 times at the White House.

The Presto Party Platform

MAGICIAN WAYNE ALAN WITHDRAWS FROM HIS FUN RUN FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

Wayne Alan answers the most frequently asked questions:

Q. Why are you running for president?

Q. Aren't your chances of winning very low?

Q. What platform are you running on?

Q. How do you respond to those that say you are just a publicity hound?

Q. Politics can get ugly. How do you plan on staying above the fray?

Are there any negatives of magician Wayne Alan running for president?

Wayne adds humor to the campaign, but seriously, if he wins:

He will turn the White House into the people's house.

Mr. Alan won't accept big donor money for his humorous presidential campaign.

Wayne Alan Bio

Media-In The News

River City Area Magazine

River City Area Magazine

River City Area Magazine

Danville Register Bee

River City Area Magazine

River City Area Magazine

Chatham

River City Area Magazine

Chatham

Endorsements from the famous

While campaigning in the swing state of Pennsylvania at the famous Rodin Museum in Philadelphia

Wayne Alan performed at the White House for former First Lady Laura Bush. If she only knew his was running for president she might even support him.

While campaigning in the swing state of Pennsylvania at the famous Rodin Museum in Philadelphia

In Philadelphia receiving the endorsement of a true underdog turned icon is a real honor.

Wayne Alan performed at the White House for former First Lady Laura Bush. If she only knew his was running for president she might even support him.

While campaigning in the swing state of Pennsylvania at the famous Rodin Museum in Philadelphia

Wayne Alan performed at the White House for former First Lady Laura Bush. If she only knew his was running for president she might even support him.

Wayne Alan performed at the White House for former First Lady Laura Bush. If she only knew his was running for president she might even support him.

Wayne Alan performed at the White House for former First Lady Laura Bush. If she only knew his was running for president she might even support him.

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